Quotes on God (Forgive me Lord)
1. As long as man exists, God will also exist. As long as God exists, of course man will also exist.
2. The concept of God is an invention, not a discovery. Whoever invented God must have been a genius, because there is no other explanation possible for the mind boggling human folly for which God is squarely responsible.
3. All jokes about God arise because we consider God to be responsible for this stupid world.
4. Definitely God exists. After all you need someone to blame for all your ills.
5. Certainly God does exist; because you need to bash someone other than of course your life partner whenever you are feeling out of sorts.
6. God can’t appear before you, because you can’t appear before yourself.
7. God is just a concept of man. Man is a mere concept of his mind. The mind is of course an illusion, a mere imagination and a fiction to boot.
8. If anything good happens to you, it is because of just chance or good luck. But if anything bad happens, definitely God has a hand in it.
9. It was an act of grave injustice, when God created life which lacks any meaning obviously. But He made ample amends by causing death.
10. A soul thus appealed to God –‘Lord! I am dying to be born in the world’. God replied –
‘Of course! You will be born in the world only to die at the end of your life span'.
11. All the world is a stage; and all the men and women are mere players in it and of course this stupidest possible script is written by God and the play is misdirected by Him.
12. All the world is a stage; and all the men and women are mere players in it. But the lone audience to watch this mysterious play had chosen not to witness this farce and bolted out; And He happens to be none but God.
13. To err is human and to blunder of course is divine. That would explain why and how God made this world.
14. God is our favorite whipping boy, because we always invoke Him, whenever anything goes wrong.
15. If a court is constituted to try cases for grave crimes against humanity, God should be the prime accused. But He is not going to answer any summons.
16. In childhood school days, we often make fun of our teachers. During the later years, we tend to crack jokes on our bosses and leaders. But all our life, it is God who bears the brunt of our jokes, blames, prayers, criticisms, abuses and appeals.
17. If the world were indeed like a movie being watched by God using His DVD player, I would appeal to Him to press the fast forward, as I am dying to know the climax.
18. Maximum literature by man is available on the least known subject. The subject of course is God and the literature is the combined works of all religions.
19. In the beginning was nonsense, nonsense was with God and God was nonsense. - Frederick Neitzsche
20. The omnipotence of God is obvious. He need not even exist in order to save humanity. - Peter de Vries
21. If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
22. I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world.
23. I think that God in creating man somewhat over estimated his ability.---- Oscar Wilde
24. Is man one of God’s blunders or is God one of man’s blunders? - Neitzsche
25. God is indeed dead. He died of self-horror when he saw his own image and attitude in the creatures He made.
26. If there were no God, it would be necessary and indispensable to invent him - Voltaire
27. Suicide is man’s way of telling God – ‘Hey, You can’t fire me. I quit’ --- Bill Maher
28. I know that God will not give me anything I can’t handle. I only wish He didn't trust me so much. - Mother Theresa
29. Why is that when we talk to God, we’re said to be praying and When God talks to us, we are schizophrenic? --- Lily Tomlin
30. God has a great but weird sense of humor; otherwise he could not have made this world so stupid and absurd. So he will pardon me sure for these jokes and I harbor no doubt about that.
31. When it comes to the question of understanding God, all people are placed on the same footing, because nobody really knows anything about Him except the fact that He is responsible for this monstrous and wily world.
32. When we have no hesitation to dub a two dimensional movie of man with a projector and screen as unreal, why should we consider a three dimensional movie of God with no projector and no screen, which happens to be this world, as something real?
33. If we can call a genius painter totally insane, when he does an excellent painting only to later deliberately destroy it for no reason, what epithet can we use for God who creates a wonderful individual life only to demolish it later through decay and death?
34. Man always looks for a purpose or meaning behind whatever he does. However God has no such pretensions. For instance his creation of this world along with man absolutely lacks any purpose or meaning.
35. I am neither an atheist nor a theist. I am not also agnostic. But I will be the biggest critic of God if He is there and also will be the first person to demand His presence if He is not there.
36. A play or a movie is basically a farce developed by man for his entertainment. In a similar fashion human life is also a farce created by God for His entertainment.
37. If God looks upon human life as a kind of entertainment or some sort of pastime, His taste cannot be described as anything but morbid.
38. If it were not for death, man would have long back concluded that he only is God.
39. An imaginary God can create only an imaginary world. That is why the world is only an imagination.
40. While it is debatable whether man is a creation of God or not, it is absolutely certain that God as a concept is a creation of man.
41. Man is linked with God in the same way the heart is linked with man.
42. God enacted an extremely risky experiment with nature, as a result of which man emerged on the scene.
43. There cannot be a God because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He. ------- Neitzsche
44. Though actually I know nothing about God, paradoxically I know everything about God, because God is actually nothing.
45. God definitely answers our prayers. It is either positive or negative and it is basically what time doles out to us.
46. All those who believe in God do so because of their conviction that God will oblige them by answering their prayers positively.
47. That messy thing called ‘mind’ has created many destructive things. By far the most destructive of them all is God. - UGKrishnamurti
48. There is no power outside of man. Man has created God out of fear. So the problem is fear and not God. – U G Krishnamurti
49. God is the ultimate pleasure and uninterrupted happiness. However no such thing exists. Your wanting something that does not exist is the root of your problem. Transformation, moksha, liberation, and all that stuff are just variations on the same theme: permanent happiness.- UG.
50. As a matter of fact this world that we know was made by the devil at a moment when God was not looking. --- Bertrand Russell
51. God is an imagination, Universe is a presumption, Life is an assumption and Death is the redemption.
52. Nobody can save man. That is why man appeals to God because God is nobody
53. Act of God is an euphemism for sheer chance.
54. . Forgive Oh God my little jokes on thee. And I will forgive thy great big one on me.
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